Preface

The best clicker game
Posted originally on the SquidgeWorld Archive at http://squidgeworld.org/works/61235.

Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
Gen
Fandoms:
Skullgirls [Video Game], Clicker Heroes [Video Game], Cookie Clicker [Video Game], Kiwi Clicker [Video Game], AdVenture Capitalist [Hyper Hippo Entertainment Video Game]
Relationships:
Parasoul Renoir & Umbrella Renoir, Filia Medici & Parasoul Renoir, Adam Kapowski & Parasoul Renoir, Minette & Parasoul Renoir, Filia Medici & Minette
Characters:
Parasoul Renoir, Umbrella Renoir, Filia Medici, Minette [Skullgirls], Adam Kapowski, Bloody Marie | Marie Korbel - Mentioned
Additional Tags:
Screenplay/Script Format, Dialogue-Only, Random & Short, Video & Computer Games, Gaming, Conversations, One Shot, Princes & Princesses, Sisters, Clicker, Best, Word count: 100 - 500, Funny, Some Plot, POV Outsider, Rare Fandoms, Crack Crossover, Cross-Posted from AO3, Betaed – No, Autistic Author
Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2023-07-13 Words: 336 Chapters: 1/1

The best clicker game

Summary

A long conversation in script/chatrooms format.
Parasoul chats with her sister Umbrella, Minette and Filia. She asks them what’s the best clicker game.

The best clicker game

Parasoul: Thank you for coming.

Minette: It's an honor, Your Highness.

Filia: What's the emergency? Marie has been defeated.

Umbrella: Yes, sis, why this meeting?

Parasoul: It's quite simple. I need your help.

Minette: Our help?

Filia: Why?

Parasoul: I need to know...

Umbrella: Know...?

Parasoul: WHAT'S THE BEST CLICKER GAME!

Filia: What?

Minette: Is that all?

Umbrella: Boo! It's a waste of time. You know very well that Cookie Clicker is the best game!

Minette: Don't listen to her, Your Majesty. Kiwi Clicker is the best game!

Filia: Not at all! Clicker Heroes is the best game.

Parasoul: Hmmm... Adam told me about AdVenture Capitalist...

Umbrella: AdVenture Capitalist sucks! It's all about making money!

Minette: Cookie Clicker is just endless cookie production! Kiwi Clicker is much more fun, with the kingdom and the kiwis.

Filia: Clicker Heroes is all about fighting monsters. It's way cooler than making cookies and kiwis!

Umbrella: Believe me, sis, the best, the only clicker game you need is Cookie Clicker.

Filia & Minette: NO!

Adam: Uh, excuse me.

Parasoul: Adam, how long have you been here?

Adam: Since not long, Princess, but may I make a suggestion?

Umbrella: Hmm.

Filia & Minette: ...

Parasoul: I'm listening.

Adam: It's true that I prefer AdVenture Capitalist, but why not try out all the games?

Parasoul: Try them all?

Adam: Yes, even play them at the same time! You can do it in windowed mode.

Parasoul: I hadn't thought about that. I only thought I would play one game, the "best" one, but...

Filia: But?

Parasoul: Thanks, Adam, you've just solved my concern.

Adam: I'm honored to serve you, Princess Parasoul.

Umbrella: ... And he's leaving.

Filia: I guess Minette and I have to go.

Parasoul: Yes. Thank you again for coming. It was... an interesting conversation.

Minette: Thank you, Your Highness! But I insist that Kiwi Clicker is the best game.

Umbrella: NO! Cookie Clicker is—

Parasoul: ENOUGH! Say goodbye to them, please.

Umbrella: Boo! Fine. Bye, Filia, bye Minette!

Filia & Minette: See you later, Umbrella!

Afterword

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